There once was a dad we call Pops
Who knew how to set his F-stops.
His pants would go "swish" while everyone wished
We could tell him his pix were the tops!
Old Dad wanted to host a web page
He'd heard it was all quite the rage
He enlisted his son, 'cause he thought it'd be fun
Despite his advancement of age!
Old Jeff is one helluva dad.
His parenting skills aren't half bad.
Still raising a daughter, at a garage sale he bought 'er
(Not to mention two handsome young lads.)